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Here's a quick preview of today’s content: Secret Service freezes $52.8M in crypto, Banks increase Clarity Act lobbying fight, Tether and Fasanara launch stablecoin private credit fund, Mexico seizes 300 crypto mining rigs, AI boom wrecks Trump’s plan for bitcoin mining, and so much more

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  • Bitcoin gives back overnight gains and fails to reclaim $80K as Brent tops $100 after Iran strikes

    • 93 of the 123 largest non-stablecoin tokens fell

    • BTC funds record their first outflow since Sept. 1, though ZEC notches a $500M ETF haul

  • Bitcoin miners are missing the crypto rally as exchanges and stablecoins surge

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Headline Roundup
The major headlines driving crypto markets

  • Hunter Biden’s memecoin plummets on debut (BBG)

  • AI boom wrecks Trump’s plan for bitcoin mining (BBG)

  • Anthropic researcher says AI could kill us (CD)

  • Iran uses bitcoin to keep economy stable (BM)

  • Consensys splits in two as MetaMask departs (DC)

  • OpenAI agents solve a $1M math problem (CD)

  • Secretary Bessent urges Senate to pass Clarity Act (BM)

  • Mexican musician and family killed over bitcoin wallet (DC)

  • Robinhood CEO Vlad Tenev fires back at AMC's Aron (CD)

  • US Bank takes step towards launching its stablecoin (CD)

  • Mexico seizes 300 crypto mining rigs (DC)

  • Steak ‘n Shake sales grow double digits since bitcoin adoption (BM)

  • PayPal expands stablecoin rails (CD)

  • Algorand names former Chainlink exec as CEO (CD)

  • Hyperliquid pushes for perpetual futures (TB)

  • Solana treasury SkyAI faces board challenge (TB)

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Elon Musk has a long history of rolling up his companies. X.com and Paypal (2000), Solar City and Tesla (2016). xAI and X.com (2025) and SpaceX and xAI in February of this year.  

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Venture Capital

  • Blockchain firm TRM Labs doubles its valuation to $2B in funding round led by Blockchain Capital (CD)

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Launches

  • Tether and Fasanara launch stablecoin private credit fund (TB)

  • Staked ETF tied to Tron hits the market (TB)

  • IonQ unveils quantum computer (DC)

  • Pump.fun launches coins priced in tokenized stocks (TD)

  • Ink and GSR open Charter Foundation (TB)

Regulation

  • Banks increase Clarity Act lobbying fight (DC)

  • Crypto groups escalate fight against Illinois (TB)

  • Germany drafts 25% tax on crypto gains (DC)

  • India seeks takedown of 15 crypto platforms (TB)

  • Italy orders screening for crypto transfers (CT)

Cybersecurity

  • Secret Service freezes $52.8M in crypto (DC)

  • Trezor hackers breach its email provider (DC)

  • US sanctions another cyber-scam hub (CD)

  • UK warns of innovative crypto laundering (DC)

Extra Reads

  • Who is Satoshi? Where did Mt. Gox's coins go? And why did someone deliberately burn $8.5M in Bitcoin they'd held for 12 years? Some of crypto's biggest questions still have no good answer - Here's 10 of crypto's greatest unsolved mysteries

  • Every time you hand over an ID to open an account, that data gets pooled into a central database, and those "honeypots" are exactly what spilled 150M-plus driver's licenses onto the dark web - Here's why KYC data has become a hacker's dream

Chart of the Day

Stablecoin market cap rose +1.19% to $311B in August

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